Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Crappy Bike Paths

The above sign is found in Hampton, Illinois, and is addressing what we can only hope is a Hampton, Illinois-only problem. Someone is pooping on the bike path.
No, not a dog. Yes, pooping. According to the CBC:
The culprit has enough forethought to bring a roll of toilet paper out on the path, and yet can't make it to the nearby commode. Finally, the fed up village is demanding that for whoever is behind this public nuisance, the next time nature calls, don't answer.
Yes, someone is grabbing up some toilet paper, heading down the bike path to a place near a public restroom, and dumping on the bike path.  Clearly not someone adhering to consensus reality....